Monday, December 6, 2010

What is YOUR fulfillment in life?

Everyone looks for some sort of satisfaction, whether it comes from friends, family, money, respect, food, etc. But you have to wonder what is the MOST fulfilling out of all those mediums of satisfaction? Can we find an objective answer to this question? Below is a reason why Dunkin Donecianism makes sense and why it is the most fulfilling religion one can encounter.


DOCTRINE:
Our God, The Blissful Aroma of Dunkin Donuts wants us to experience the fulfillment we get from consuming Dunkin Donut products. However, as humans we have a maximum to how much we can satisfy our cravings with such products due to our biological limitations. Earthly fulfillment represents that temporary satisfaction we get from consuming DD at that moment.
That is why we look forward to heaven, where INFINITE fulfillment is possible. Our God wants us to experience the joy of Dunkin Donuts because our God is a God who cares for us. In heaven, we will have no biological limitations and we can experience the high of Dunkin Donuts (DD) eternally.
Until then, we respond to our God’s plea to be in earthly fulfillment by consuming and enjoying DD products. Our God wants us to enjoy it and this pleases our God. As an extremely popular franchise, DD is expanding throughout the states and even globally. We as Dunkin Donecians must pass on this joy we find in DD by converting others to follow our ways.
Unfortunately, we are not unopposed. Cheap and false imitations from the evil one come our way and unfortunately some fall into these evil temptations. That is why we urge all Dunkin Donecians and the rest of humanity to not be falsely led into evil products from Starbucks, Peet’s Coffee, and other cheap products from your local breakfast shops. These product do not have any true fulfillment of all, it is all an illusion the enemy is placing on humanity. And since perception plays such a huge role in our society, the evil one makes humanity perceives they are being fulfilled by consuming these cheap imitations when indeed it is only perception, not reality.
Blissful Aroma condemns evil because by doing evil, one takes some sort of satisfaction and enjoyment in doing evil deeds rather than enjoying DD products. Evil takes away from Earthly Fulfillment which ultimately will lead someone away from Infinite Fulfillment—what a tragedy!
Because we are so grateful towards our God, we make monetary sacrifices in exchange for our fulfillment. That is why Dunkin Donecians do not go out and steal DD products from Dunkin Donuts. Only when a monetary sacrifice is given, then it is true worship and true fulfillment begins. So go to your nearest Dunkin Donuts and purchase as many goods as you can and enjoy the fulfillment that is only a glimpse of what our heavenly state could be!

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