The Creation Story

The Blissful Aroma of the Dunkin Donecians created a utopia pastry, completely filled with an ideal community of perfect people, animals, and plants.

The Starbucks mermaid planted an evil seed at the core of the pastry, causing the core to slowly become adulterated with evil.

EVIL STARBUCKS MERMAID!!

To counteract this, The Blissful Aroma punched a hole through the center of the pastry separating the rotten core from the rest of the immaculate pastry. What remained of the pastry we call The Donut Halo, or Halo for short.

The core, also known as Earth, created a center hole in the pastry and settled distant from the Halo. The Earth will not reunite with the Halo until The Blissful Aroma

The ultimate goal of society and mankind is to become Dunkin Donecians and reach infinite fulfillment by pleasing The Blissful Aroma who will place true Donecians on the Halo after death, and false believers into a burning coffee pot. Those on The Halo experience infinite fulfillment, awaiting the day that the Earth (the core) reunites with the Halo, filling up the hole in the Donut. That in itself is ultimate fulfillment.