Faith is not an easy process, but if you truly believe in the Blissful Aroma, the rewards of faith in this one and only truth will be immense in the afterlife where we will be able to taste the sweetness of satisfaction and happiness in Dunkin products. But how you ask? How do we walk this daily walk of faith? How do are we supposed to enjoy this earthly fulfillment in coffee and coolatas?
HOW you drink Dunkin coffee and HOW you dunk your doughnut is a testament to how deep your faith in Donecianism is. This indicated how conservative/orthodox one is in their Donecian faith. The stricter one adheres to these rules, the more rooted they are in our theology. Our main ritual of passage is drinking coffee religiously in the morning, every morning. Once you order your coffee, you must refrain from drinking it as an energy kick-start or supplement. It is the greatest Donecian sin to abuse the perfect concoction of coffee as a caffeine boost. The right way, the way our god--the Blissful Aroma--intended it to be taken is meditatively, breathing in the aroma, ENJOYING the coffee and savoring the holy provision from the Dunkin god.
Another ritual of passage is tithing. This is to be done upon receiving your daily provision of Dunkin treats in the form of paying for your coffee. doughnut, coolata, etc. to the cashier. The greater, philanthropic Donecians even donate to the greater cause of Donecianism by being generous in the tip jar.
Evangelism is also a very important component of Donecianism. Part of the joy of being a part of this faith and knowing the goodness that only our god can provide is the natural response to share this kind of joy with others. By buying big cases/boxes of doughtnuts and Boxes of Joe's, you are spreading the inner happiness and fulfillment only Dunkin foods can provide, allowing others to dive into the blissful religious experience with you.
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